You can't spell butter without butt...

Well, someone had to say it. Anyways. Haven't been up to much lately. Listening to the holo-radio. I did help Jimbo fix the linear combustion pipe in his space scooter yesterday though. Yeah, I guess that's not much fun.

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Wonderingly wondering...

As I wonder about the space sky yearning. The moons dark glowing. And the gentle hum of the ships engines. I cant help but imagine this as empty, nothingness. Instead of all the space stations, inhabited worlds and missing ships. What would have become of space if we would have waited longer to travel into space? What would have changed?

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Hey gang...

Sorry about the long time no see thing. I have been on one of the creepiest and most exciting adventures ever. But I didnt post it to my holo-journal because I had no holo-connection. So through the whole fiasco I typed into my holo- bungie data speed base. And after allllll that I accedently sent it to a book publisher. Now it is being published and the only way you can see it sadly is by buying my new book!!!! Yep, Gmapper here has written a book. It's not out yet. But in the mean time I have been listng to BFPR. BabyFacePublicRadio. Heres a show from it!!!
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testing, testing. glorf …glove …gwan

New Holo-Journal service. Really fast too. And… My dad bought me a space car!!!!!!!! Sweeeeeeeet!!!! It is super fast. I already got a spcae ticket though. and its really really bad. So for now my space car is in the huge cargo hold in Jimbos spaceship. This necklace is fasinating. I wished for a car and I got one. I said it would be bad if I got a ticket. And well, you know. Its freaky. I think its an alien curse or somthing. Woah!!! Huge space whale crashing into side of spaceship. CREAPY. augh!!!

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NEW BUNGIE PHONE!!!!!!

SWEEEEEET!!!!! Jimbo remembered my anniversary!!! Its been a year since Ive worked for him. (Give or take). So.. he bought me a brand new... Bungie ETS Holo-Phone!!!!!! These things are sweeeeeet! You can send your thoughts into a notepad doc. So lets say I am thinking of a... walrus. I think of it and it types it onto the Bungie ETS note pad. But the most amazing thing yet is that the company bought a whole galaxy just to put a bunch of transport pipes. So if I want to send my mom a flower 8 Gillion retroyears (very far) away. I select send then a door about the the fourth of a size of a business card opens up and sucks in the flower. Now it doesn't go into the phone. It teleports it through the space pipes in the galaxy into the pipe with my moms phone transporter. Then... Shh... I hear a quite whistling soun... Gmapper 14 disconected

Ouch. Man that hurt. Jimbo just threw a... book at me. Ewwwww. Its made of... paper. Its a "comic book". One second... Jimbo just told me that it has a charecter in it just like me named... Smiley Bone. The book is called "Bone". Hmm. Hey he is just like me. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOL. I have to change my ETS-atar.  Cool Now it looks like Smiley. Well I got to go. And if anyone was wondering. I still dont know what that amulet does. But I have been veeeeery lucky since then. It may just be a coincedent but Ill update you later. Got to go topside. Jimbo wants me to virus scan the space ships log. Oh oh oh. I posted a picture of the welcome screen from my Bungie ETS phone. Here it is.

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Just made a pod-probe...

Hey. Just finished making a pod-probe for homework. Its like a sphere but has a door and can hold stuff in it. Its so sweet. Oh and it flies. AND it has arms. Its so sweet. I'm sending it into space right now. And I can control it from my holo-phone. And out she goes....The screens flashing. Huh weird. It says it found, naw. I'm bringing this thing in. I wonder what it is. Onscreen computer, access pod door. WOAH WEIRD SHNA WHO HAH. Look at this thing. Hold on I got to get Jimbo. Never mind. Jimbo says its garbage. But I'm keeping it. Aw. I got to go. Jimbo says were passing a unknown galaxy and we have to map it. Bye. Oh by the way I posted some pics of the wired thing I found. Some kind of amulet or something. Click on the words to link to it. Ill talk more about it lat...

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Dinner and a book at PieShar's Rethgilhgih...

When we got to the dinner on the small flat asteroid, (which odly enogh is called Moulah Goulash,) We hovered over to the dinner. It was the largest hole in the wall I have ever seen. There was no sign out front to determine the name so we found a buisness card tapped to the door with its name written on it. The place was called, "PieShar's Rethgilhgih". I have nooooooooooooo idea how to say that second word so don't ask me. Well when we got in I ordered the most normal thing on the menu. It was something called "Quarter of a nickle" and it was gross. While I was eating Jimbo went to the book store in the back. They actually had PAPER BOOKS!!! I hated the idea but Jimbo was ecstatic.After about and hour Jimbo came out with 20 books!!! And sadly he reminded me I hadn't finished studing for the galaxy mappers exam. So he had bought me some books on galaxy mapping. Here are some of the beautiful (horrible) names. Galgabra 7: 8th edition Mapping Eqations for the Galaxy Mapper, Galculas, Griginomitry and Galology. All hard to learn books. But Jimbo made me work. After buying a download token for a holo map from the store we headed out. Suddenly I remberd, I had forgot to buy a can of water. Yes water. Ever since plastic went out of style they used cans. Well got to study

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Space Whales and the UUGMA...

First and foremost the...........BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!! There so cute and... Owww. Thanks Jimbo I needed that slap. Anyhoo. Th United Universal Galaxy Mappers Association, or UUGMA for short. Asked Jimbo ( Who heads the discussions) to bring me in for my manual copy. I completely forgot that I needed to get that!!!! And... WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Look at that. Ive only heard of them. Space whales. So beautiful and graceful.

I wish I was as free as them.And.. what tha? Is that a restaurant sign? It says... Cracker Barrel. Never herd of it. Oops Got to go Jimbo wants me back at the Cargo bay.

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Iron Suit

Searching for up-link.....

Up-link found accessed and opened...

  

Jimbos OK now. What a big ... WHOA!!!!! I...I... I cant believe it. Were surrounded by millions of black holes!!! Not the transportation ones. The really really really bad ones. Oh man oh man oh man. I need a steering wheel to hit my head on. One second I'm getting something onscreen...

Instant Message from JayBlue to Gmapper14 

Gmapper14, get down here and put on your Iron Suit. Where taking a space walk to that dinner.

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YESSSSSSSSS. I finally get to use the Iron Suit woohoo. Wait a second my... onscreen Command prompt shell processor thingy is interfering with my Grav-net posts. Let me try something.

Running systERRORERROR... Main Program Overwritten...Running Grav-net Xen 1415 Data Unparker... Remodeling System check...rerouting your real name in file:personal safe... Real name is ******ce... Finished scan computer debugged and cracked.

Im back Fixed those bugs. Let me download my Iron Suit onto my space suit. One sec, let me get into the scanning chamber. Ouch!!!! I hate those things. SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!! I look toatally wensneal!!! Ok got to go. Let me take a holo-pic of Jimbo in his Iron suit. Dont worry his mask is down so you wont see his real face. Whoah. He looks like a real super hero. to bad the image was stretched. Hes really only 19.

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I'm outta here...

Searching for up-link.....

Up-link found accessed and opened...

Hey guys hows it going I am doing great. Were finally leaving Strider planet. Were in the black hole loading bay. Not the bad kind though. They merged a white hole and a black hole into a programmable teleportation device. Its so huge!!! I secretly kept my strider necklace just in case. Were in the loading sling and...

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Searching...Found up-link... secure network enter pin... 

PIN: ****-****-*****...Enter...Accepted... Now Loading network...accessed

Im back. Jimbo blacked out and we landed on a space island. No atmosphere. Better go get a donut. Jimbos coming around again. he wants me to do a systems check got to go. 

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Systems Check Running...

Old entry from Jimbo's journal...

I remember when we were on a space ship called cheap is good. We were going to crash we were about to crash The lights were flashing red in the space ship and the stewardess asked everyone what the wanted to write on there will. G mapper14 was so scared that he started to suck on the steering wheel. When we woke up I saw some little fat guy selling portals to planets "cheap". So we hurried over and a guy had already bought Earth for 3 bucks. Since this was a planet that we had no idea where it was. I asked "which one is the closest to Earth". The man replied speedy planet. I told GMapper14 that we where going there. I bought one of the portals and put it on the ground then me and GMapper14 jumped in. instantly we were there. but they did not see any cars or people but they saw buildings,stop lights,roads I just put my hand above the side road and some thing hurt me ow. I just noticed were on speedy planet every one was going so fast that we couldn't see them. There was a place called keys so I said lets go there and buy a space ship. But there was only keys that the people use here they eat a key and it makes them hyper or if they didn't have it in three days they would die but they didn't have any money every thing was free there. We got a key and ate it and made us hyper we were jumping off walls I didn't think it would be that fun. We got a space ship and flew to Earth. I bought 500 extra keys. Just in case ;-)

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Entry from Jimbos Journal

Why did Gmapper14 have to read those secret stories in my safe. And how did he know about that key under my green cow statue? And of course Gmapper14 had to think that my new holo-phone was a dog toy and he had to throw it to a strider dog and the dog had to chew it up. So I got the new holo-phone.net2. Way better than the regular holo-phone. I talked to my friend Strider today he said that Gmapper14 could stay. He gave him a seven day I.D. pass which included a under ground sleeping bunker. With a strider goo bed. I loved it. But Gmapper14 kept sinking into the goo. Then I remembered that he hasn't gotten his Strider Gem Necklace. Without it he cant hold strider goo as if it were a solid. So I told to Strider to give him a old antique necklace that I won a few years ago. he'll loose the Strider Necklace anyways.

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Soda

The Boysh decided to let us stay at his mansion while we were in Strideropolis. Jimbo had to talk with the immigration office about me staying here for a few days. And he made a stop at the galactic police headquarters. I noticed that he had a black gooey badge in his hand. He obviously was a agent there. I cant belive that Jimbo is almost, like, head of the place. He never told me. Well, I never really talked to him. Well my shna soda is calling to me.

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The Boysh...

Wow. The dog that actually attacked me was the Boysh. For those of you who don't know. The Boysh is ruler of, well. Ill get back to that later. Anyways there are millions of different Boysh's. Like the Sand Boysh, Space Boysh, the Music Boysh, The super hero Boysh and many many more. You see, essentially they are all assigned to different territories to protect. They each have clones, or sprites to help them. Like soldiers. I met the Original Boysh. There was originally only one Boysh until the Nane decided to conquer the galaxy. She spread all of her powers out into others Nanes. Then the Boysh did the same. There are two of every kind. A space Boysh and a space Nane. A Weather boysh and a weather Nane. And so forth. Got to go, The Boysh wants to talk to me. By the way here is a holo-picture of the boysh

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Dog

Woah. What a time. I am so happy Jimbo let me out of the holding cell. I'm walking out twords the door now. AUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! Where am I? I can only guess, Strideropolis. I guessed because everything was made of black goo dripping down. What the, A crazy little dog is attacking me. Jimbo I....

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Im back...

Uh. Not good down here I ----- Am in the ships hold. Jimbo ---- Locked me down here for 3 hrs. I snuck my backup holophone ---- into the room. I realised the ship was changing course. Jimbo is either returning me to earth or were going to... Strideropolis.

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Strideropolis+Gmapper14= One scary week

I was shocked to learn that my best friend. Jimmy Koala, was found eating illegal shna. It forced me to look into my own, (Jimbos), exclusive documents. But all those documents where locked in Jimbos laser safe.  Luckily I found the laser key hidden under Jimbos Green cow statue. The strider maps were made of weird black goo. I loved the amazing design. I also read the story on the back. It explained how a young boy found strideropolis and became a strider. He was first amazed at the strider hoarse races. A large circular pad was filled with metal racing horses. I loved the amazing bio-organs inside the horse. They worked like a machine, but acted like a normal hoarse. 800 horses could fit into the cart. the cart is only the size of a large trampoline. But when you look into the engine it looks huge with all the horses. I was shocked to learn that it was a self run government. Uh oh. I have to sign off Jimbos coming ahh...

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pluto shake

well this is the last stop for the big ol milky way... hmmm wonder if the hairy cats are who named the vast and wonderful milky way so so long ago, well its my birth day and I'm turning 15 =3 i guess you should call me gmapper15... so jimbo, mom, dad, and my pet raccoon took me too the blue dwarf planet Pluto to have there galaxy famous Pluto shake, its the best milk shake you will ever have!!!! ever. Pluto is kinda smaller than i thought it would be... its moon is like the size of Texas. to think it was once a planet haha. well yeah its run by humans and the monkeys from mars, Ive gotten used to them now i kinda like monkeys now i guessss.... yeah so sorry for being boring I'm off to another galaxy and another planet hopefully a earth like one again not one of those dumb gas ones they are to big and stinky....


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Mars Madness! 2

Once they started carrying me away, I thought I was doomed! Their grip is worse than a baby's! ( if ya know what I mean). So, as they were about to lock me up, Jimbo called on my holo phone.
"Hey, its me Jimbo. I need you to figure out what's going on up there, and map the place already, we still need to go to allot of other planets. So, how is it going so far?" The monkeys looked around, trying to find the voice. They started to bow down to me and saying " umm! a god is helping him. He is all powerful!!!!!!!!!" Man these guys are freaks! I started to go along. "Yes, this god, Jimbo, will get you if you don't let go!" Whow! You know how the speed of light is fast? I think these things went faster! They ran their tails off! What a sight to see! But just then, I'm in the castle right? The throne room is 10 feet away! I ran as fast as I could ( not as fast as the monkeys ) and slightly opened the door. The king and all of his guards were sleeping. Little did I know, monkeys sleep with real bugs so they can read their minds and figure out what they really eat. ( a bit odd I know ) So anyways, I went and saw the awesomeness! The plans to remodel the planet were soo cool! But, the only problem, he was going do drill a hole. Then I had a brilliant idea, I went and took the map and went over to the king and thought of my favorite song, and some good ideas. I instantly after that got away from Mars, and flew off to another planet.


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mars madness

Here I am at Mars! It looks nice so far, its red alright. I will just go to the grate king, map out the place, and get out. Or so I thought. Little did I know, my least favorite animal of all time , m mo monkeyssS! Those little things were crawling all over the place. This must mean that the king is a monkey, a martion monkey! oh great! I will have to learn monkey talk real soon now...gah my luck. So, I was walking and I saw a construction dude (monkey guy of couse.) working on something weird. I asked him what he was doing. All he said was " ooh ooh ahh ahh!". That was real informative, not! So, I went to the king, sortof, it was his castle. "OOh OOH AAh AAh!" a monkey flew out of the sky, and whacked me."what did you do that for!" I yelled. This one actually talked, " how dare you come in the castle! The king will execute them who come in his presence!" UH oh! This one is a little rough! I kindly asked him that I needed to see him for important purposes. "What is it then, humeene (human)!" I choked a bit. " Um... I am a galaxy mapper, I need to ask him some questions about the planet before he does construction". He gazed a steelie eyed look and went off. I waited a couple of moments and then his majesty arrived! The monkey king was actually not a monkey. He was a Gorilla , ( and a big one at that )! The king told me that the crime rate was high so he was going to send all of the monkeys that were in jail and the ones that he was going to arrest into the center of Mars. "how are you going to do that, your majesty?" ( If you don't say majesty, they will slap you)" What any person with a brain would do, drill a hole into mars!" Whaaat! This Gorilla has some screws loose or something! He thinks he can drill a holl and everything little thing is gonna be okay??? Major issues. Well, if your wondering, they can read minds. "how dare you think that of me oddly shaped monkey!" ( he thought I was a monkey). Some guards took me off and I was sent to jail. Once I do something about it, they are going to have a reelection.

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